Defiant Waistline

"I can't even button my pants because my fat belly, or get my holster around my fat ass! Who's going to take me seriously as a Deputy with this blubber gut hanging out my shirt, jiggling every time I walk, look how much it shakes! It's your fault I've turned into a blimp! You keep showing me all this earth food and its too fattening!"

This is part of an art trade (surprise right!) no points for guessing who its with. All I will say is I tried to emulate his dialog.
Also I've never seen Defiance before